Eliot Ness

                                                                                                7/7/10

Eliot Ness

            This is to complain that the beer that I bought, paid good money for, is poisoned and created pain for my testicles.  The beer is called Eliot Ness after the Cleveland Safety Director.  He fought the Mob.  The Mob is still fighting back, I believe, because they are evil incarnate.

            So, Great Lakes Brewing Company, do you want to sue me?

            Payback is a mother on the street.

            Your friend,

            Sam

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