Archive for July, 2010

Eliot Ness

July 7, 2010

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Eliot Ness

            This is to complain that the beer that I bought, paid good money for, is poisoned and created pain for my testicles.  The beer is called Eliot Ness after the Cleveland Safety Director.  He fought the Mob.  The Mob is still fighting back, I believe, because they are evil incarnate.

            So, Great Lakes Brewing Company, do you want to sue me?

            Payback is a mother on the street.

            Your friend,

            Sam

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Two Jerks

July 7, 2010

                                                                                                7/7/10

Two Jerks

            Tonight I was happy to edit the last post; jerk, jerk.  I think I’ll keep it.  I meant to say there is too much push on the combination of sex and violence which scares women and promotes the use of prostitution.  Consider it done here.

            Jerk refers to Charlie Rose who had on a French apologist for the nuclear industry.  She’s a jerk too.  She could not explain the advantages that the fourth generation nuclear power plants have on our death trap Simpson plants.  I think I’ve heard these plants are safe.  But they dropped the ball.

            She did say climate change.  Which is a hoax when they couldn’t make global warming stick.

            The Cavs are close to signing Chris Bosh.  If LeBron goes now, he will get nuked.